Apologies

I apologize for the lack of posts. I have been a very busy Wonton. Between the Ascension and the Resurrection of my son, I have not had time to write anything. Pope Benedict is demanding when it comes to me and I have to behave like a trained seal for the sake of the church. I cannot wait for a new Pope. Benedict is downright nasty sometimes and I want to burn his prized Prada loafers. I will not. I have an image to uphold. Through the marvels of Catholicism, I can think or say whatever I want as long as I visit the Confessional afterwards. Plus, I get a lot of leeway as I am THE BLESSED VIRGIN WONTON and the Mother of Man’s Savior.

I am off to China for holiday and maybe help some of those unfortunates. Chinese food is by far my favorite cuisine and a good roasted duck makes me want to recite seven Hail Marys.

I prefer the traditional Hail Mary,

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

Not that overly long one of today.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

So depressing.

CIAO for now and Bless You All with My Love.