Monday, March 26, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
She's a Hoax!
- Dozens of witnesses were on hand for the miracle. A Madonna statue in a hostel for pilgrims in the small Bavarian town of Heroldsbach suddenly began shedding tears two weeks ago -- fat drops of water running down her cheek and dripping off her chin. For skeptics, the photos are difficult to ignore. One worshipper even kissed one of the tears which had run down Mother Mary's cheek and plopped onto her hand. (Spiegel)
Those fine people over at Shakespeare's Sister brought this to my attention and I must tell the true story. This Bavarian "crying" Mary is a hoax. Her real name is Bruna Beidelmeister of Landshut and her father was Hitler's cobbler. I met her many years ago on one of my pilgrimages to the grave of beloved playwright, Bertolt Brecht. She was working the streets like that other Mary my SON knew. I took her in and helped her find a new path. What did I get in return? She stole my cherished Ivory Chopsticks given to me by Da Di, the Emperor of WU. She also killed my beloved poodle, Puddles. That story is too tragic to recite.
Bruna fell in love with a sculptor who used her image to make a statue of me. The Blasphemy! I chatted with my SON and he spoke to his father who owes me many favors but refuses to talk to me directly. Therefore, HE placed Bruna inside the statue. Now, she will cry at the drop of a hat to draw attention to herself.
That is the real story.
Posted by Virgin Wonton at 5:12 PM
Sunday, March 18, 2007
The Virgin Wonton Visits St. Peter's Basilica and the Sistine Chapel
Posted by Virgin Wonton at 6:03 PM
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The Virgin Wonton Visits Her Favorite Playwright
Posted by Virgin Wonton at 5:55 PM
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The Virgin Wonton goes to India
Posted by Virgin Wonton at 4:48 PM
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President Virgin Wonton
The Virgin Wonton has a
routine meeting in the Oval Office.
routine meeting in the Oval Office.
She will save the world!
She does not require secret service-
SHE IS THE HOLY MOTHER!
SHE IS THE HOLY MOTHER!
Posted by Virgin Wonton at 4:45 PM
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